a bitch in some socks

7 main reasons for me being excited about this year:

7. no more highschool (though i do miss seeing my bitches every day)
6. turning 18 (obviously so i can buy porn and cigars)
5. getting my license (so i can abduct children)
4. starting at deakin uni with my best friends
3. getting a dog to impregnate my dog so we can have one thousand puppies
2. having one thousand puppies (possibly the same as number 3, but it is an important aspect of the year)
 aaaaand, the best part of 2012….

1. this office calendar.