a bitch in some socks

assistant (to the) regional manager.

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fuckyeahlaughters:

Cow Tells Dog a Secret

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Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

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thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.

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pizza:

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
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- friend: you've never heard that song before
- me: no
- friend: have you been living under a rock
- me: punk rock
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bunnyfood:

Friends

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thecolourofdespair:

Lord Voldemort and shit I got beaten by a baby.
Lord Voldemort and I am Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Lord Voldemort and I’m not even in this book.
Lord Voldemort and shit, where’s my nose?
Lord Voldemort and Lucius you had one job.
Lord Voldemort and now we’re getting somewhere.
Lord Voldemort and fuck you Harry everything was going so well.
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trilled:

i wanna open a female equivalent of a strip club like instead of naked ladies there would be attractive guys in suits with a good sense of humor to say nice things to the sad sad ladies that walk in

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edwardspoonhands:

IT WORKS ON CATS!

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fuckyeahtattoos:

My two best friends and I were in Reno and I had thought we should all get something that best represented our many years spent together. So I drew this bad boy up on the back of a receipt and we went out and got it the next morning. “pizza is forever”
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toni-tan:

simsgonewrong:

My sim is in labour and riding her motorbike to the hospital.

Metal
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