a bitch in some socks
assistant (to the) regional manager.
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what were the names of your first ever pets? c:
Asked by Anonymous
i had blue heeler called max, but she died </3
i had a jack russel called rusty, but one day a jehovah witness came to the door and mum gave him to her and i cried forever.
i also once looked after a fly that had no wings.
ps is this damien. -
7 main reasons for me being excited about this year:
7. no more highschool (though i do miss seeing my bitches every day)
6. turning 18 (obviously so i can buy porn and cigars)
5. getting my license (so i can abduct children)
4. starting at deakin uni with my best friends
3. getting a dog to impregnate my dog so we can have one thousand puppies
2. having one thousand puppies (possibly the same as number 3, but it is an important aspect of the year)
aaaaand, the best part of 2012….
1. this office calendar. -
Photoset reblogged from up on melancholy hill
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Photoset reblogged from Nice fake tan, you CARROT
